Its Monday again and It wasn't mE

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

And away we go......

I did NOT get so excited about date night last Thursday that I got all dressed up, blogged about it, took pictures, then misplaced camera which I still cannot find. On the same note, I did NOT eat NOR do I highly recommend Olive Garden's Strawberry Lemoncello Martini, salad, chicken gnocchi ma...something and the black tie moose cake. They weren't fabulous...at all... and the thought of them is NOT making my mouth water.

I DO NOT need Teacher Barbie's(BFF in ATL) help to take pictures of my jewelry, because no matter what I do, I simply could not get it right. Which does not matter right now considering I have no clue where my camera is.

Ken did NOT get all huffy about my wanting a personal day on Saturday. When his "understanding" wife asked if he was hoping to spend quality time with her and he replied (I worry someone might hit on you.) "no, but can not understand why she would want to do something so hooky as going to Starbucks to read a book." And he did NOT keep this up for so long that his wife did NOT lay down the law by saying...her getting hit on was a given (I was in evil mode) and that his saying such things was implying that SHE would forget that she was married. Even though out of ALL the people in the world she chose HIM to marry. The vows were taken seriously.

My personal day was NOT spent not only at Starbucks ($0 thanks to a gift card from Momma Spawn), bought a new shirt at TJ Maxx ($14 less the $10 left on our gift card making it $5 out of pocket), I did NOT whisper to the shoes that I would be back some other time. Nor did I happen into Michael's drooled over more beads and happened to spend $12.

NOT to add to the Ken list of things which did NOT happen this weekend. I was NOT accused of shinking his shirts or that because I work from home you'd think I could manage to iron his shirts instead of making jewelry all the time. The man knows better than to tempted a woman in the middle of PMS. Surely he does.

I was also NOT asked if we were a refuge for dust bunnies and perhaps I should hop on that. (This man apparently wants to have bodily harm come to him.)I did NOT then clean like crazy rather than making myself a widow.

Ken also did NOT make Walleye (one of my faves. He doesn't eat fish) for me for lunch AND cook dinner. (Guilty much, I think so.)

My niece (the 21-year-old) and I did NOT run/walk three miles at the dam yesterday and my muscle are great! Ha ha yeah, right.

There are NOT embrassing photos of me in high school posted on Facebook and I have NOT spent the better part of my morning commenting to people and then scanning in a little black mail of my own. You know what they say about pay back......

UGH!!!! The Big Dog did NOT just rub her bum up against my leg, leaving a lovely poo stain on my tan capris. I did NOT just tell you that, because that would be gross.

I DID NOT just share that with you and I'm sure the questions are NOT going to come rolling in. It gets worse and perha-ps I'll share some other time.

What didn't you do this today?